Merde Happens!

The Englishman - Paul West is in deep financial merde and has taken on a decidedly dodgy jog touring America in a Mini. The Frenchwoman - Alexa, his trés Parisienne girlfriend, claims to despise everything American, but ends up getting a little too friendly with the locals for Paul´s liking. The American - Jake is a poet whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Preferably in the back of Paul´s Mini. As the little car battles from New York to Miami and then heads west, leg room turns out to be the least of Paul´s troubles.